WANTED: One lovestruck fiancée!

[thatdamnedspot]

Hey, Chris here! I'm looking to app this guy -- Lancer from Fate/zero, though here he'd be known by his true name, Diarmuid ua Duibhne. He'd be a knight of Britain, serving Arthur directly.

But there's one thing I need. You see, Diarmuid has a mark below his right eye that causes any woman who gazes upon it to fall madly in love with him. Strong female magi can resist it, and those with high magic resistance (Arturia) or ridiculously high magical energy (Irisviel) are immune to it.

How's this relevant? Well, what we'd like is for a woman to be engaged to Arthur. Then, when she comes to Britain, she meets Diarmuid and becomes infatuated with him on sight -- to the point where she compels him to run away and elope with her. It needs to be an adult woman, who would be okay with lots of travel. Bonus points if travel invites shenanigans, such as if she has no sense of direction.

So, would anyone be interested in providing us a woman for this plot?

Comments

[gandere]

stares at longingly

[thatdamnedspot]

Ah, if only.

[gandere]

why must you torment me so

[thatdamnedspot]

As I recall, Arturia's current marital situation was your idea.

[gandere]

hey now

that's cause i thought the other idea was long gone!

besides it's not like you're still shipping your diarmuid with one of my characters I AM LOSING EITHER WAY......

[hurricane_chris]

Hey, it's not like you currently have a monopoly on in-game ships with me.

[gandere]

but diarmuid

is like my favorite fate/zero character

[wontdieifkilled]

And you're getting all the ship tease at TVK with him.

[gandere]

says who

[wontdieifkilled]

You play two characters in a love triangle with him. You said this yourself.

[gandere]

that so doesn't count!!

[thatdamnedspot]

Of course it does.

[gandere]

does not

[thatdamnedspot]

Does too.

[gandere]

does not!

[thatdamnedspot]

That's it. I'm pulling this thread over.

[gandere]

fine do that

see if i care

i'll just exit out of all my tabs!

[wirefu]

oh

okay

I see how it is

STUCK AS SECOND PLACE, HUH

[thatdamnedspot]

Judging by how much she wants to play out Saber/Shirou with me, I'd say third place.

[kaboobya]

OH MY GOD YOU'RE NOT MAKING THINGS ANY BETTER

[thatdamnedspot]

(troll)

[kaboobya]

/REFUSES TO DO MY KABOOBYA TAGS

[hurricane_chris]

And idle out?

[chroimilis]

maybe

[ridethelightning]

But...but you'll make me cry!

[chroimilis]

but not being able to ship with your diarmuid makes ME cry!!

[king_of_flames]

But there's nothing we can do about that! Aside from me not apping.

[chroimilis]

app them into a game together!!

[king_of_flames]

"Them?"

[kaboobya]

now now, irisviel is the best...

i just have a personal fondness for Spot

[wirefu]

BUT

HE SAID...

I DON'T KNOW WHO TO BELIEVE

[kaboobya]

trust the breasts, iri

trust the

breasts

[wirefu]

But those aren't small enough to be like her waifu's

[chroimilis]

oh does iri like them small....

[wirefu]

Only because they're Arty's!!

C'mon size doesn't matter, it's the person they're attached to.

[chroimilis]

that's so sweet

so sweet i'm gonna die of cavities

[wirefu]

That is going to be one of my goals with this ship, jsyk

if I don't cause someone's feelings to explode I don't think I'm doing it right

[chroimilis]

all of these cute feels oh my god

i can't even

[wirefu]

... On second thought

It's probably a bad idea to kill your RP partner with feels, isn't it

I'M SORRY